Monday, October 19, 2009

props to matty ice and the dirty birds

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it should be done uploading in... uhh... 15 minutes.

that said, wow. just wow. that was a ballgame, whether it was the bears categorically owning the falcons in the first quarter mentally smacking matty ice around (this was akin to the bears/bucs game with griese a year or two ago when THERE WAS NO FUCKING PASS RUSH TO SPEAK OF. hopefully marinelli can get gaines adams to play like the 4th overall pick of the 07 draft and we can have some gaines on the d-line. we need it. marcus harrison was schooled)

and the offensive line OH MY FUCKING LORD as big doug buffone said, FRANK OLMEAL(sp) SHOULD BE BROUGHT UP ON MURDER CHARGES CUZ HE NEARLY GOT FORTE KILLED.

thank god ob and doug are back from the failed chicagosportswebio.com experiment and back on the score... they're two old 60s bears who feel what you feel and when the bears lose, it's appointment radio. hell it's always appointment radio, but like, when the bears lose like they did last night... wow. take a lot away from it:
kevin payne pinball, once i learns me some javascript again i'mma make that game, man he got fucking schooled on that TD to end the first half. he went to cover a wide receiver and stayed deep, then nick roach gets deked out by tony gonzalez AND NOBODY IS FUCKING DEEP AT ALL.

peep my tweets, i prolly made 100+ during the game and like i'm pleading NO TOUCHDOWN GIVE THEM A FIELD GOAL NO LEAD IS SAFE WITH JAY CUTLER.
then the offensive line?!@ wow. orlando pace plays LT with a walker i swear to god. the bears hesitated on the 4th and inches at the 4.5 yard line with 30 seconds left and pace was like "i needs me some advantage" false start and a failed pass to dez clark.

JOHNNY KNOX IS GOOD AS GOLD I MEAN IF YOU START WITH 3WR YOU GO DEVIN THE DUDE THE EARL OF BENNETT AND GOOD AS GOLD KNOX. bennett made a bigtime catch to get the bears to the 4.5 for that failed conversion.

the bears didn't deserve to win that game. i mean, they did, but the way they played, it's akin to me... we felt ourselves so much we were mentally masturbating... kind of like phil jackson's thoughts on sports talk radio. and like, the falcons fucking schooled the bears in the 2nd quarter... matty ice lived up to his name, after looking erratic and taht offense didnt do shit... SANDBAGGERS!!@# they stopped the flood alright.

props given... mike smith coached a hell of a game, schooled lovie... and even tho cutler was obviously the best player on the field, he wasn't enough to overcome not just the bears mistakes but even his own mistakes like those two horrible INTs... he has like 7 redzone INTs during the last 2 seasons, tops in the nfl. why?!@
it's like why i run www.myspace.com/vladimirguerrero and www.myspace.com/aircutler at the same time. both of them believe in themselves so much that they're going to take a shot, they're going to swing at a pitch a foot high on 0-2 with the bases loaded in the playoffs and look horrible when they miss, they're going to throw interceptions in the redzone...

BUT THEY'RE ALSO GOING TO HAVE THE BALLS TO MAKE TAHT OMFG FUCKING PLAY WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT. YOU CAN CHALLENGE THEM TO MAKE BAD DECISIONS, BUT LOOK AT THAT TD CUTLER THREW OFF OF HIS BACK FOOT PRESSURE IN HIS FACE AND I MEAN THAT'S WHAT IT'S ABOUT. LOOK AT WHAT VLAD DID TO JONATHAN "UNTOUCHABLE IN THE PLAYOFFS" PAPELBON DOWN 1 2 OUTS BASES LOADED TO GET TO VLAD?!@ HELLO. YOU DONT DO THAT BECAUSE HE'S VLADIMIR FUCKING GUERRERO AND HIS LARGE VOCABULARY THAT YOU'VE NEVER HEARD BECAUSE VLAD DOESNT DO INTERVIEWS STRANGELY LACKS THE WORD FEAR.

while there enough negatives to go to bed immediately after the game pissy consoled by ob and doug and howard griffith and finfer on the breaks from ob and doug, still, i woke up feeling good about this team. THEY DIDN'T GO OUT LIKE BITCHES LAST NIGHT, EVEN THO THEY PLAYED LIKE THEM FOR MOST OF THE GAME. yes, painful as it as to admit: the bears need to get smacked around sometimes to get that FUCK YOU WE'RE DOPE mentality going... sure, i run around telling everyone we're going to win the superbowl this year, and while i do indeed believe, i also like the unpredictability of sports... thats why i watch just about all of them, except hockey unless it's live or on HDTV cuz man regular tv and hockey?!@ only in the playoffs... you never fucking know. sometimes you know and when you know like the 85 bears, well, you ride it out and smile cuz you fucking earned this shit.

this is the best time to be a bears fan... your team is going through growing pains, making moves to win that fucking super bowl and they're committed... and it's going to happen, time is only a formality... they'll do what they have to do and then in the end, it's like our coach lovie smith... all the bears coaches were wearing pink billed hats and did you see lovie wearing a pink billed hat!?@

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

a little tease

fret not, guys, i will write some bears shit soon.. give me a few games now to watch the team closely and analyze it and believe me, 2009 is a good year for the chicago bears. WE HAVE AIR CUTLER!!@#